So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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