can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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