There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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