Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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