just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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