This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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