And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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