his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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