I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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