You're a womanizer and a bitch.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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