yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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