Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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