Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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