Sponge bath it is.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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