got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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