let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
