Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
