I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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