Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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