God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i think i just lost a toe
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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