he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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