did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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