i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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