The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Randomize
