I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
