Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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