There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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