I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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