I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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