just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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