normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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