At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
A+ Viking dick
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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