i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
They have beer where we have blood.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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