I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
