would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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