Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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