i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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