i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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