O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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