john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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