Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize