nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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