Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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