wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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