why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You don't make any sense
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