no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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