While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
