I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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