What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
