you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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