Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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