yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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