I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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