O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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